Per multiple reports and his own personal Instagram, starting pitcher Blake Snell has signed a 5-year deal with the Dodgers, confirming that we truly are living in the darkest possible timeline. We discuss if MLB needs to do something about the Dodgers finding a loophole in the league’s competitive balance tax and the impact this will have on the 29 other franchises in baseball. We also discuss if the Diamondbacks can keep up by trading for Nathaniel Lowe and Josh Naylor and who MLB selected as a potential 2025 Rookie of the Year candidate for Arizona.