The WNBA has named its All-Star starters — and while Satou Sabally got her well-earned spot, Alyssa Thomas was SNUBBED, and we’re not about to be normal about it. We’re reacting to the All-Star starter reveal, calling out the disrespect to one of the league’s most dominant forces, and giving Satou her flowers.

Meanwhile, the Mercury split the weekend with a record-setting win over the Liberty and a close one versus Vegas. Also, the W casually announced three new teams this morning.

From Alyssa Thomas’ snub to Satou Sabally’s shine, the Mercury’s rising identity, and the league’s explosive expansion into Philly, Cleveland, and Detroit—we’re breaking down all the things that has made this the most chaotic WNBA Monday yet.